What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.