What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!