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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What do you calls sushi in Serbia?

Nishikori