What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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A $100 bill.

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On the front page of reddit.

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

What did sushi A say to sushi B?

WASABI!!!