What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.