Sushi Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

What did sushi A say to sushi B?

WASABI!!!

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Sushi B Jokes More Sushi B Jokes

What did sushi A say to sushi B?

WASABI!!!

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Sushi Restaurant Jokes More Sushi Restaurant Jokes

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**