Sushi Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

What did sushi A say to sushi B?

WASABI!!!

What do you calls sushi in Serbia?

Nishikori

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

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