The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
Barbecue tonight!
I need some for tonight.
Food's on me tonight.
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
Are you going out tonight
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
Chile out tonight!
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Cantaloupe with you tonight!
Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Namaste home tonight.
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
You reddit.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
One of them makes sense!
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
Disappointed.
A receding hare line!
The players dribbled all over it!
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
A man laughing his head off.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle
