Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

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Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar