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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

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What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A Mars bar

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Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.