Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.