Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A Mars bar

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

The Martians