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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

The Martians

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar