Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

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What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a mars bar!

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar