Where do Martians drink beer?

At a mars bar!

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.