Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A Mars bar

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar