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Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.