Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A Mars bar

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!