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Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A Mars bar

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Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

The Martians