Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A Mars bar

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

The Martians