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Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar