What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!