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What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.