What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)