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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.