What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.