What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.