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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.