What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!