What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'