What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.