What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

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What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!