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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'