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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.