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Termite Jokes

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'