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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.