A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!