A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.