Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.