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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

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What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth