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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.