Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why are setups to jokes so important?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR