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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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Got a pencil and worked it out.

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She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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Arkansas

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They think therefore they arrr

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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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He fell on his ash.

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A centipede with a wooden leg!

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Scissor me timbers

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Scissor me timbers!

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!