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Wooden Leg Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!