What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!