What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!