What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.