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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.