What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.