How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety