How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!