How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.