100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
You talk to him!
A hoarse fly.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Lou!
A centipede with a wooden leg!
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100% chance of snow
