100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
Calculus
She was running out of things to read.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
A receding hare line.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Head to head race