How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.