100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Talking while driving.
Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
She uses all-porpoise cleaner!
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Gorillas in the mist
Throw in your laundry!
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
