100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Vocabulary
A condescending con descending.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
100% holy grain
100 bill.
