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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.