Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
A 100$ bill
You seamstressed
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
My zipper
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
100 bill.
In a skeptic tank.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
The rest of your life.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
A receding hare line.
100% holy grain
A wind tunnel!
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100% abracadabra
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
100$ bill
On a microwave.
I am very pleased with my score of 79.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
A spinning wheel!
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
Believe in reincarnation.
My zipper.
The lines.
You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.
Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
They fixed it because they're the fawns
Because they heard he's a web developer.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
Stuck.
A frog in a blender.
A hand shake.
This is unacceptable.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
3 blind mice.
An endentured servant
Thar's gold in them thar fills.
