My zipper.
Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
100 bill.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Squash.
To see if blondes have more fun.
My zipper
A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans