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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans