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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.