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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

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When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"