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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper