What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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How many roads must a man walk?

42

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper