What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.