Zipper Jokes

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.

72 Jokes More 72 Jokes

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.