Zipper Jokes

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.