Zipper Jokes

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Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

A full set of teeth

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Terrier-fied!

Very satisfying.

I heard the clubs are to die for.

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Zipper Jokes

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