Zipper Jokes

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Because they were Wright.

Time's fun when you're having flies.

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Liam Malone.

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

BAAAHH RAIN!

It's in their "jeans"

Because he thought it wood look better!

That's inappropriate.

Too much quack.

Hard cheese.

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Zipper Jokes

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

Love

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

Love Card

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

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