Zipper Jokes

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.