Zipper Jokes

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

100 Tooth Jokes More 100 Tooth Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

What sound does a cow make?

Sssssssss....

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.