Zipper Jokes

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes
Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

100 Tooth Jokes More 100 Tooth Jokes

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper