What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.