What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire