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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"