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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!