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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!