What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!