What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.