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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens