What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do you call an Italian ghost?

A Gabaghoul

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!