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What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss