Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"
An oompa loompa with a sore throat.
Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
The Tie of the Igor.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.