What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!