What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!