What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time