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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!