Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.