Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.