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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.