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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)