Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
A Regis Error.
Liberal Arts Degrees.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Because she was an operetta (operator).
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Heavy Metal!
Heavy Metals.
As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....
Algorithm.
Quantum Mechanix.