Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)