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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)