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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)