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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

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How would you describe Frankenstein's birth?

Shocking!

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)