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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud