How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Attire.

A Hoodie.