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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

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What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.