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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...