What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.