What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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How do bees get to school?

By school buzz!

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.