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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.