What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.