What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!