What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."