What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.