What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*