The tip!
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
Because it's more than a ceiling
Because they always *tip*.
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
Lettuce, pray.
Post-Hummus
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
