Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

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What would you like to Instagram?

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.