Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"