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Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)