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Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.