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Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error