Dream Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do you call a dream about soda?

A fanta sea

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare