The last black man to have a dream got shot.
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The one with a dream was shot.
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Because one had a dream and died
I haven't given up on my memes yet
A fanta sea
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
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Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.
Shoot for the Tsars.
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Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Because the only one that had a dream was shot.
Cause one had a dream, and he died.
They lived hoppily ever after!
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
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Bed wedding.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
He met the grill of his dreams.
Crush it's hopes and dreams.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
I woke up exhausted!
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
Barium
It was occupied.
Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!
I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.
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Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Stew!
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
Because it wasn't recycled.
