Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
A line of marathon runners
Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
Because the cell door was still locked.
Batman can go inside a store without Robin
A hand shake.
A palm tree!
Nobody likes a soggy cracker!
X-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.
From crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
A dead centipede.
A baseball is thrown to the air.
