How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.