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How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Brunch Jokes More Brunch Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals