White People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

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Seperate Jokes More Seperate Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for double-dating?

Consolidating

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.