The NBA
A brunch.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
A Postdator
Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"
Nostalgia
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
When it has metaphor.
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
Because he had good genes.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
They need space.
Divorce!
With a crowbar.
A milkshake.
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!