The NBA
A brunch.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
He loves his pot.
Jared Fogle
Alien vs. Predator
A Postdator
There is writing on the White-out.
There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.
Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Drummers.
Because they're paid to.
