How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.