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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office