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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name?

They should've gone with the Hurricanes.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts