What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.