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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is