A premature evacuation.
I didn't know disasters can run for office
A milkshake.
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!
Hurricanes with cataracts
With one eye
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane
Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins
I have my eye on you.
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Because he was grounded!
Because she prefers to drive stick!
Pair o' Dice Lost
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Get some furniture
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
Because nobody is looking for them.
When you marry her as a billionaire.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
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To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
To make a difference.
