A premature evacuation.
I didn't know disasters can run for office
A milkshake.
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!
Hurricanes with cataracts
With one eye
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane
Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins
I have my eye on you.
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
They're a-Brew'in!
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
A catashopic.
I wub wub wub you....
Gone fission
Cataracts
A cataract.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
The same thing Arkansas
They both got famous for getting a black man off.
Kim Kardashian's face.
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
Either way someone's losing a trailer.
Dam!
Because the market got flooded.
