I didn't know disasters can run for office
A milkshake.
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!
Hurricanes with cataracts
With one eye
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins
I have my eye on you.
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
There was a lot of reposting to do
They are dizzy
10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank
Because we want to!
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
Steer clear
TURNIP
He wet his plants.
Footage.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
He flips houses
A Werehouse.
Because he was an eye wetness.
She bats her eyes.
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
