A premature evacuation.
I didn't know disasters can run for office
A milkshake.
They should've gone with the Hurricanes.
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!
First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.
Hurricanes with cataracts
With one eye
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane
Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins
I have my eye on you.
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Because they want to.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.
Close, Bill, but no cigar!
Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs
They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
My eyes! My eyes!
When it's past your eyes.
A vaccation
Keeping cows from falling apart.
One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo
One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
It's your fault!