A premature evacuation.
I didn't know disasters can run for office
A milkshake.
They should've gone with the Hurricanes.
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!
First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.
Hurricanes with cataracts
With one eye
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane
Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins
I have my eye on you.
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
He thought they said internet camp
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Cross your legs
It was taped.
Shiver me timbers!
Sir, you dropped your receipt!
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Friends.
Because it's a ZEBRA.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
How'd he know Me: The judge told him.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
It's not my fault.
Footage.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
