What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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A conductor.

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Just wait, they'll tell you.

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Well, its complicated.

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What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Virginia Jokes More Virginia Jokes

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!