What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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(Scream) APPLE!!!

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She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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A milkshake.

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire