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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Virginia Jokes More Virginia Jokes

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!