Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
My donation check to the orphanage.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
Because he lost interest in everything.
A bus-load of babies on fire.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
She named him Oedipus.
Someone's losing their trailer
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
I didn't know disasters can run for office
Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins
State joke) A New Hampshire
Because they're still alive.