What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Where did Mofongo

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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About 3 inches

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Leeches and scream.

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.

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Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!