What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe