What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know