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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

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What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.