What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.