What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.