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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.