What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.