What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some