What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....