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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.