What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.