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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale?

It's made with more hops!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline